What does my strange dream mean?

Help Interpret my dream! It starts like this: I'm on a planet made entirely of cheese, and Sean Connery is chasing me with a lightsaber. He periodically yells things like "Drink my Milkshake of doom!". After awhile, I find a gun that shoots smoke, and I use it to vaporize Sean Connery. Then a spaceship shaped like a giant duck comes and takes me off of the cheese planet. The captain of the Duck ship says that we are going to the colony on mars, but the ship runs out of vasoline (It runs on vasoline I guess) and then we land on a really swampy planet. The local creatures look like viruses, but human sized. They bring me to an arena looking like area where I take it that they want me to fight what is a giant sizes anthropomorphic orange mocha frappuccino. I drink it all, and I'm about to explode, but I then wake up. What does this mean?!