What's your favorite Drinkin' song title or lyric?

Are there any Drinkin' song fans out there? Don't have to be just country. One of my all time favorite titles and lyrics are from the same song; Allyson Krause's "Whiskey Lullaby" with the lyric "She put the bottle to her head and pulled the trigger". Yeah, it's sad, but isn't that the point? thanks ahead